SOCIAL JUNK


in case you like making bad decisions
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I did not have a recent photo.

I NO LONGER OWN THE BIKE


but i still own the purple outfit

MEET THE AUTHOR


by reading some paragraphs he wrote

This is the area of the site where Randall P. Fitzgerald pretends that Randall P. Fitzgerald isn’t writing Randall P. Fitzgerald’s own biography.

Randall was raised in rural North Carolina and is currently living in Portland, Oregon. He’s trying not to let it infect his writing with facts no one asked to know about coffee or a weird co-dependent relationship with Seattle. Other than that, he writes books. Sci-fi and fantasy, probably. Maybe with some other stuff in there.

Requisite snide remark about Portland out of the way, Randall is continuing to refer to himself in the third person and it makes him sick. He’s going to stop writing this bio now.

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